Brunswick East

Pope Joan

77-79 Nicholson Street,
Brunswick East
Phone: 9388 8558

Praise You

Posted By Jane Ormond on 24 November, 2010 | Comments 3

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I’m not a religious person, but when you get a toasted sandwich with tingly pickled green tomatoes in it, you can’t help it if a random ‘Hallelujah!’ comes flying out your mouth.

Pope Joan is the salvation of a scrappy patch of Nicholson St, way, way up there amidst non-descript, ho-hum buildings and thoughts that maybe you’ve gone too far.




A doormat of AstroTurf and a saintly window painting welcomes you into a cosy wooden diningroom with an open kitchen going full-tilt behind the counter.

Move further in and there’s an enclosed deck. Further again and you get to the rectangular courtyard. Which is gorgeous.It’s AstroTurfed (but so convincing I had to lift up a corner to be sure) with a beat-up collection of tables and chairs, hanging plants and a couple of bricked veggie patches going gangbusters. It reminded me of Madame Brussels – or rather, Madame Brussel’s earnest, vegan sister who lives in Brunswick and works for an NGO.

The coffee here is Allpress, straight up, and it’s a hefty, reliable brew that’ll shake any cloudiness out your head without filling it with the jitters. But it’s the food at Pope Joan that’ll have you moving to a higher plane.

What’s not to love about boiled eggs with soldiers, bacon bits and herbed salt? Nothing, that’s what. Especially with a glass of Prosecco. Breakfast of underachieving champions. The ‘bit posh toasted sandwich’ is buttery gold with the aforementioned pickled green tomatoes, prosciutto and mozzarella. It’s like the chef just weaves a bit of poetry into classic comfort dishes. Corned beef bubble and squeak with a fried egg. Kedgeree. That kinda thing. They were playing a Beatles compilation – when ‘Something’ came on it was just the perfect Sunday soundtrack. Made me wish I was feeling a bit more busted up because this is the kind of food, music and atmosphere that puts you back together.

Damn it, even the business cards are beautiful – all scumbly typography with a glossy embossing of the eponymous pope on there, just quietly shining through the grime. Bit like the café, really.

The Facts

Pope Joan
Address: 77-79 Nicholson St, East Brunswick
Phone: 9388 8558
Hours: Daily 7:30am – 3:30pm
Coffee: Allpress
Food: Breakfast & lunch
Cards: MC, V, DC, EFTPOS



































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  • http://twitter.com/jimmyctv Jimmy Cowen

    coffee was a little bitter and milk was way too hot. very disappointing. the unfriendly, inattentive staff were squabbling over something on the register. it wasn’t very busy at 10am and all i wanted was a takeaway latte – seemed to take forever. real shame as it looked like a lovely cafe! perhaps it was a bad day, so i’ll give them one more chance and order food if i’m ever up that way again.

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  • Ashe

    I couldn’t disagree with you more JimmyC! Had the most amazing Sunday brunch here. Great coffee and perfect wine selection. I ordered the Cuban pulled pork sandwich which was absolutely stunning. Lovely staff and feel to the place. Highly recommend!  

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